Mmm yep yep yep. Oh good I already do all
of these things Oh! How you going. Didn’t see you there. Just
reading this really smart book. These are trying times. The world needs a leader.
We ain’t got any leaders. We’ve got elected officials. And they’re all shit. Closest
thing we got to a leader is Jimmy Barnes… maybe Joe Rogan. They’re busy doing what
Jimmy does… and what Joe does… being the coolest guy in the world. So in the
absence of any leader, I will step up. You’re welcome. No no no no no, don’t
thank me… send cash. So let me hit you with some
facts. Slap you with some truth. Unless you’re me, your immune system is shit.
It’s weak… can’t withhold this coronavirus. So stay indoors. Flatten the curve
they say. I came up with that by the way. Patent free. Let me show you some cool
things you can do around the home, the house, the shed.
See this stuff behind me? Stuff leaders have. It’s not mine… It’s my dad’s. I did
most of this stuff this morning. Which means I’ve done it once. Makes me an expert.
Charge what I want. For you? It’s free. When I say show you, I mean tell you. It’s
a combination of reasons. One – you couldn’t afford me. Two – I’m no good with a
camera. You can do push-ups, inverted push-ups. Put a couple of chairs there. A
couple of cartons even. Those two chairs you got there? Spread ’em apart. Put a
broom between them. Get a bit of leverage. There’s your rows. Do some sit-ups, some
bent leg raises, bent over twists, squats, calf raises and
chin-ups. Now back in the ’70s when Arnie was doing shit that Arnie did… getting all
big and buff… not unlike myself… he posted a thing…
he wrote a program you could actually use it… hey? It’s the Teeter. It’s the teeter
hanger. It goes upside down and… because it makes… dude, it makes me look legit. It’s
the teeter hang up. Go have a look at Arnold Schwarzenegger’s Instagram. In
the bio it’s got a program that you can use at home for all you fitness freaks. Teeter